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You’re on the internet, you know the story. People are horny creatures and as social media and dating apps become a bigger part of our lives, the act of seeking nudes becomes a meme. Thus, “send nudes” was born. This is the circle of our reality now, for better or worse we’re living the dream meme. For this reason, Tinder user Catherine (that’s her cleavage above) used her Tinder bio to give an eloquent reason for refusing nudes:
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I mean, she’s not wrong. The internet is forever. You have to be careful what you throw out there or 84 years later someone might make a movie about you hogging a door and watching the love of your life freeze to death… Anyway, one ambitious young man who isn’t afraid of an icy response wasn’t deterred. In fact, he may have had the perfect rebuttal. This is Court TV level badassery.
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Show some boob and become wealthy beyond your wildest dreams… I’d say this hair-brained scheme is far fetched, but then you have the Kardashian’s out there literally living this reality. Everyone is one sex tape away from fame it seems. Anyway, just like Kim K’s accidental sex tape release, this guys scheme worked. She totally went for it.
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In fact, it worked so well, she got her mom involved. NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERTS! For real though, who discusses “tasteful nudes” with their mom? How’d that conversation go?
Daughter: “Hey mom, this guy just totally convinced me to send him nudes. Check it out!”
Mom: “Oh shoot honey, that’s a keeper dontcha know. Give the boy a little tiddy action and seal the deal. I’m ready for some grandbabies!”
Daughter: “Hold the camera!”
Mom: “Oh shoot honey, that’s a keeper dontcha know. Give the boy a little tiddy action and seal the deal. I’m ready for some grandbabies!”
Daughter: “Hold the camera!”
Honestly, dude, this might be a home life dynamic you want to avoid.
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Of course, once this all went down this glorious bastard shared it with the internet. We know the internet is never short on opinions and funny quips:
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