My friend, when he was just crawling apparently, was at a beach with his Mum. She looked away for a second and he’d crawled over to a nearby topless sunbather sleeping on her back and tried to suckle on her.
Obviously she screamed and it didn’t get far, but after much embarrassment they did all laugh it off.
As an adult? That’s probably prison time. Even as a literal baby it could have been much worse depending on the woman’s response.
– u/Anzai
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